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i-think-i-m-adorable:

Misha, but you were too scared to taste it.

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55 minutes ago 18,338 notes
I’m a multi-platinum, Grammy-nominated, Juno winning songwriter. What should I do for this next single? Ah, yes. Boots and cats. Brilliant. —Josh Ramsay, probably (via fuckyeahmt)

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56 minutes ago 131 notes

color-division:

Look at howishughdancyevenpossible being an adorable Will Graham

oh and also tweet dog names to Bryan (imagine something you want Hugh to say…something ridiculous)

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57 minutes ago 265 notes

sopranish:

thehylianinthetardis:

Her wit backfired and created one of the greatest awards show moments ever.

That moment Jennifer Lawrence was the one able to sexually harass Jack Nicholson. And it worked.

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57 minutes ago 867,757 notes
Anonymous: What is 50 shades of grey about? And what's so bad about it?

middleclassreject:

dysonrules:

aconissa:

50 Shades of Grey was originally fanfiction based on the Twilight series, which was then published as a novel (along with 2 subsequent books). It sold over 100 million copies around the world and topped best-seller lists everywhere. It’s about to be adapted into a film, set to come out early next year.

It follows a college student named Ana Steele, who enters a relationship with a man named Christian Grey and is then introduced to a bastardised and abusive parody of BDSM culture.

While the book is paraded as erotica, the relationship between Ana and Christian is far from healthy. The core mantra of the BDSM community is “safe, sane and consensual”, and 50 Shades is anything but. None of the rules of BDSM practices (which are put in place to protect those involved) are actually upheld. Christian is controlling, manipulative, abusive, takes complete advantage of Ana, ignores safe-words, ignores consent, keeps her uneducated about the sexual practices they’re taking part in, and a multitude of other terrible things. Their relationship is completely sickening and unhealthy.

Basically, “the book is a glaring glamorisation of violence against women,” as Amy Bonomi so perfectly put it. 

It’s terrible enough that a book like this has been absorbed by people worldwide. Now, we have a film that is expected to be a huge box-office success, and will likely convince countless more young women that it’s okay not to have any autonomy in a relationship, that a man is allowed to control them entirely. It will also show many young men that women are theirs to play with and dominate, thus contributing to antiquated patriarchal values and rape culture.

REBLOG FOREVER.

Boycott this fucking movie, for the love of god. These kinds of ideas are dangerous and set us back as a society

58 minutes ago 96,058 notes

jenniferstolzer:

Sorry about the long post… and that only people who’ve read Skulduggery Pleasant past book 5 will get the joke. 

Still, it’s kinda sweet :) The idea came to me the other day so I whipped it up really fast. 

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59 minutes ago 394 notes

tan-the-man:

Q: Do you help the boners? Or do you—?
A: Full service. 

This man knows his audience

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1 hour ago 9,457 notes
When I thought I had a snack saved but then remember I already ate it

whatshouldwecallme:

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1 hour ago 3,703 notes

skippingyonder:

Sexual Orientation: Kili in armor

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1 hour ago 76 notes

anunexpectedhotdwarf:

All the Kili from the trailer guys ^^

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1 hour ago 653 notes

kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

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1 hour ago 186,769 notes
stunningpicture:

One of the most amazing cosplays at SDCC 2014

stunningpicture:

One of the most amazing cosplays at SDCC 2014

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1 hour ago 511 notes

psybelius:

I SHOULD NOT BE ABLE TO EMOTIONALLY IDENTIFY WITH A FLOSS CONTAINER

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1 hour ago 454,416 notes

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1 hour ago 692 notes

l-eviosa:

STEP 1. 

Think of a character.

STEP 2. 

Send me 5 facts or clues about this person.

STEP 3. 

Watch me suffer and try to guess this character. 

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1 hour ago 108,793 notes